Thursday, August 27, 2009

Potty Pooper!

Potty Poopers
Yes you read that correctly, it reads "Potty Pooper" and not "Party Pooper". However after reading this short story you will be able laugh at the Potty Party Pooper (yes pun intended, double entendre and all that good stuff). This picture is the clean picture of them trying their new potties out for size as soon as they were removed from the box. The potties are actually the latest toy they have and now they don't even like to put their diapers back on after we practice with them (they scream quite frankly).

It seemed rather vulgar to go ahead and put a picture on here of the actual first poop in the potty, so this will suffice and you can take our word for it. After only two days of having the new potties, we were practicing after dinner and Ian said "Poo". He started to stand up and I got him to sit back down as he continued to use the potty for the first time! Yay for Ian!

I have to digress momentarily and tell you that the previous night when returning from school and entering the playroom, there was some cat poop on one of their mats that Ian so eloquently pointed out with an "Uh Oh!". I reiterated for them not to touch it and started exclaiming "Yucky Cat!" so they would know not to touch, etc. (Can you see where this is going, the tension is building I know).

Now that Ian was finished pooping in his new potty, he stood up and turned back around to look and see his new creation that he had never seen before, pointed and...wait for it...exclaimed "Gucky Cat!". We have never laughed so hard! Ian had never seen his own poop before now and the most recent one he had seen was just the night before from one of the cats. In his mind his poop must have closely resembled the cat's poop he just witnessed and though he should punish the cat with a "Gucky Cat!" for going not only on his play mat, but but also in his new potty. Such a cute smart little boy already learning to blame his mischievous deeds on the animals. Let's just hope he doesn't decide to remove his diaper and go on the play mat now to mimic the cats!

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

WOOO HOOO! Free at Last, Free at Last!!!

Look ma, no hands! No clothes either, hahaha! Aren't those the cutest set of cheeks you ever did see? What you can't see in this picture is the smoke coming up from the rug, he is running around so fast. I don't know if we are going to have a sprinter or streaker on our hands; that is the all glass front door he is running towards. Daddy's proud son! Did someone sneak him a cup of Caw Caw?

Ian "Bolt" Tucker

Thursday, August 20, 2009

I don't wanna grow up...I'm a big kid now!

It's amazing how big the chiren are getting. They look like little kids now and not little babies anymore. So sad! I may be a little biased, but I'd say that they are some beautiful people!

Big Ian
(21 Months)
Big Emma
(21 Months)

Friday, August 7, 2009

mmmmMA!

That is the sound they like to make when blowing or giving kisses and how sweet it is. What lovable children. Doesn't it just melt your heart and make you wanna squeeze 'em? Precious little babies and the picture says it all!

mmmmMA!

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Summer Fun!

Summer is definitely here!  With blazing temperature and raging humidity, from all the rain we have had the past month, I would say that summer is here with a vengeance.  Whoever made up this "April showers" is full of it.  Needless to say, the best place to run to when it gets hot is straight for the pool.

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Attack of the Clones!

Well, the results are in and it is official.  We have successfully cloned the first human beings in the United States.  I have been looking for these baby pictures of us, knowing they were packed away in a box somewhere and we finally found them.  Uncanny resemblances here wouldn't you say.  That's all I have to say about that!

Lil Ali
Lil Emma
Lil T
Lil Ian

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Training for the Belmont Stakes

The kids have been working diligently, training night and day putting in lots of hours, to have their legit shot at the Belmont Stakes.  And we should disclose that they really wanted all of this tough, rigorous training, thus we are not like those pageant mom's and dad's or running a sweat shop or anything like that.  Disclosure out of the way, Ian wanted to control the start of the race (maybe to grant himself a little head start), so he said to start at the toss of the green bucket.  On your mark, get set...enjoy!

Belmont Stakes Training