"Don't eat your shoe, shoes are for wearing"
"Don't wipe your cheese on the counter, cheese is for eating not cleaning. I know you're trying to help, but it is actually making a bigger mess!"
"No the Wiggles cannot hold you, they are on TV!"
"Do you want chicken pot pie for lunch? Yes Snow White made it!"
"No Ian you may not jump off the train table like Grave Digger (the monster truck)"